Hello lovely beings…
We thought it would be helpful to answer some of the most recurring questions asked of us here at The Octunnumi. Obviously, if we have not covered your query, then do please drop us a line
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What is The Octunnumi about?
For more in-depth information, take a look at our Goodreads, TikTok, Facebook, x and Instagram platforms where we have been blessed with some amazing reviews,
however, be aware that there are plot spoilers on some.
Also, take a look at our about page, which gives you more clues than you could wave a stick at…
Q: I’m new to The Octunnumi – where should I start?
At the beginning. We promise it makes more sense that way.
The Octunnumi Prologue, aka Book I... yes, the whole book is the prologue; some worlds take up more space than others. The 520 pages of made up, not real, utterly fabricated narrative that is
The Octunnumi invites you into a world that may seem oddly familiar,
like a welcome home to a warm fire on a cold night after a whole day in the cold.
All snuggly‑like.... If you are ready, that is...
We can assure you that The Octunnumi does not invite just anybody.
If you have wandered into the Octunnumi sphere then welcome,
but be warned: it is not for everyone and certainly not for the faint‑hearted.
A lore‑heavy, chaotic gathering of words all clamouring for your attention – new worlds, new characters, new language – an epic high‑fantasy fictional account of endless worlds and impossible possibilities,
where you will feel like coming home.
Q: I hear that The Octunnumi has its own language, is it difficult?
The Octunnumi is sprinkled with some of the old language
and there are moments where it gets... enthusiastic.
But once you settle into the rhythm, readers say it becomes part of the charm.
Think of it as a slightly eccentric friend who talks a bit too much but is very entertaining.
Of course, once you understand – really understand – the Tarelen tongue, well, it’s really very straightforward... once it has revealed itself to you, that is.
We do also have all of the
Pronounceries and Definitionaries for the Prologue and Chapter I
in audio format over on our YouTube channel – just search The Octunnumi.
Do please remember these audios are only if you want to hear them.
At the end of the day, how you say the words is entirely up to you – go with the flow.
However you want to pronounce the Tarelen language is good by us.
The main thing is to enjoy your Octunnumi adventure.
Q: Is it fantasy? Is it mystery? Is it humour? What is it?
Yes. No. Maybe. All of the above. Occasionally at the same time.
Honestly, we were hoping someone would tell us.
If by fantasy you mean ‘is it real?’ – the official line remains: it’s not real, none of it, not one bit.
Interpret that however you wish.
If by mystery you mean ‘will I be catapulted from scene to scene, re‑reading lines, and constantly wondering what the blazes is going on let alone who the bad guy is?’ – then yes, it is very much a mystery.
If by humour you mean ‘is it full of sarcastic comments, observations and jibes?’ – then yes, absolutely, most of them courtesy of Trevor, who insists they are essential to his role and not intended for entertainment.
We remain unconvinced.
It also makes an excellent paperweight.
Q: Is it true you can get lost in the narrative?
The Octunnumi – like any good book – is a portal to other worlds, and stepping through its pages is done entirely at your own risk. We cannot confirm or deny the existence of Beings who may or may not currently be wandering the corridors, but we can confirm that readers have stayed up far too late, cancelled plans, and once – memorably – missed a train.
Disclaimer: No reader is in any danger while traveling within The Octunnumi, but we cannot be held responsible for how long it takes you to find your way out again. We do, however, hope you enjoy every moment of your visit. We apologise for any missed sleep, meals, or responsibilities.
Q: Is the physical book really that beautiful?
We think so, and what’s more, we have had many heart-warming messages saying the same.
So yes, we would say it is, which is lovely and has thrilled our creators and makers who, frankly, are still dining out on it today. As their aim was to bring the Octunnumi vibe, enchantment, and general splendiferousness of it all to you lovely Beings, we can honestly say they have succeeded. We are, of course, delighted that the aesthetic is as intriguing as the narrative.
Q: What age is The Octunnumi suitable for?
10 to 199 and counting – though readers vary wildly.
Some younger readers devour it happily; some adults message us saying,
‘I needed a lie down.’ If you enjoy eccentric humour, layered fantasy and a touch of chaos, you’ll be perfectly at home. If you prefer your stories calm, tidy, and obedient...
you may find The Octunnumi a little energetic.
Q: I am told it’s a Marmite book – you love it or hate it.
Well, we think ‘hate’ is a strong word, but for sure there is a certain amount of, if you get it, then you get it, and if you don’t, you don’t and if it is the latter it just means you are not aligned with its message just yet. Some beings connect with The Octunnumi instantly; some don’t, which is absolutely fine.
To be perfectly honest, we would be worried if everyone did like it. Who wants to be everybody else?
We all have our own thoughts, likes, dislikes, and preferences and, whilst we here at Octunnumi HQ totally love vanilla, we have no desire to be it.
So yes, we completely embrace the fact that some beings get it and some don’t. We are, after all, individuals. And we are blessed with an Octunnumi community that is a vibrant, eclectic mix of vastly different thoughts, tastes, preferences, quirks and curiosities, who have come together to be part of
The Octunnumi adventure – and that is awesome!
Q: How do I know if I will like The Octunnumi?
Our Octunnumi community is gloriously varied – impossible to categorise and unwilling to be boxed in – so it is difficult for us to tell you exactly who will love it. But if any of the following resonate,
you’re probably in the right place.
Don’t read this if you...
- like your narrative to stay put -
- prefer books that behave -
- want plots that sit quietly and explain themselves -
- dislike eccentric humour, layered worlds, or the occasional bout of chaos -
- want a story that never asks you to think, notice, or wonder -
- like your narrative to stay exactly where you left it -
- like stories that explain everything -
- prefer questions over answers -
- expect the world to stay exactly where you left it -
- prefer stories that walk, not sprint, sideways -
- want every character to behave sensibly at all times -
-dislike narratives that occasionally wander off without permission -
- want your fantasy neatly boxed, labelled, and explained -
- prefer books that don’t raise questions you weren’t planning to ask -
- want a plot that never loops back to wink at you -
- dislike being gently (or not so gently) nudged out of your comfort zone -
want a story that never hides things in plain sight -
- prefer worlds without oddities, quirks, or corridor‑related mischief -
- want your reading experience calm, tidy, and obedient -
- dislike humour that arrives uninvited and stays too long -
- want characters who never surprise you -
-prefer narratives that don’t require you to pay attention -
- want a book that never makes you mutter, ‘hang on...’ under your breath -
-dislike stories that refuse to sit quietly in one genre -
Do read this if you...
-like fiction that behaves strangely -
-enjoy being pleasantly and occasionally chaotically surprised -
-like worlds with depth, oddities, and corridors that may or may not be where you left them -
-enjoy characters who feel slightly too real for comfort -
-like your fantasy with a twist, your mystery with a wink, and your humour with a raised eyebrow -
-enjoy being pleasantly and occasionally chaotically surprised -
- are aged 10 to 199 and counting -
Q: I’ve been told this is Harry Potter for grown‑ups.
We have heard that, yes, and whilst some readers make the comparison because both involve hidden worlds, unusual beings, and a touch of magic, the tone, structure,
humour and narrative style are very different.
If you mean ‘does it have magic, mystery, odd beings and a world you fall into?’ – then yes, we suppose there are similarities. If you mean ‘is it anything like Harry Potter?’ – absolutely not.
The Octunnumi is... well... The Octunnumi.
So no, The Octunnumi is not Harry Potter. Not one bit.
It is not trying to be Harry Potter.
It could not be Harry Potter even if it applied for the position.
It is however The Octunnumi… which is an entirely different creature.
Q: People say the writing style feels a bit like Terry Pratchett, is that true?
What a fabulous compliment – we are genuinely honoured. We would never claim such a thing ourselves, of course, but several reviewers have drawn parallels to the works of Sir Terry as well as to other giants of the fantasy world, including Brandon Sanderson, Tolkien and the like.
If you’re curious, Goodreads is full of very kind beings who have shared their thoughts on this and
other Octunnumi insights.
As for how we feel about the incomparable Sir Terry Pratchett... there simply aren’t enough wonderful words. Our admiration – shared by countless beings – spans his extraordinary literary legacy and his remarkable charitable work. An absolute legend in every possible sense.
Is there a hardback edition of The Octunnumi?
The book is available in both collectors and hardback editions – but only in limited numbers.
However our the original Octunnumi books are a hybrid version of hard and paper back.
Measuring 15.4 x 23 x 4.5cm and weighing in at just under a kilo - which goes some way to explain the shipping costs, The Octunnumi commands the attention of a hard back – the heavier grade board we have used for the cover provides stability and impact whilst allowing us to have a combination of embossing, spot UV, foiling and soft touch laminate as an awesome finish.
Q: What is the Ecosralayceum?
The Ecosralayceum is our invite‑only members’ space – a little corner of The Octunnumi world where extra fragments, curiosities, interviews, messages, oddities, and occasional nonsense appear entirely on their own schedule. It’s chaotic, unpredictable, and very Octunnumi. Think of it as a small window into the wider world, opened only when it feels like it.
Q: How can I join the Ecosralayceum?
Invites are sent out periodically to our Octunnumistas (subscribers). If you are subscribed, keep an eye on your inbox – and your spam folder – because Octunnumi emails have been known to wander. If you are not yet subscribed, simply head to our subscribe page and join the list. When the next wave of invitations goes out, yours will be among them.
Q: What is the Octunnumi community?
The Octunnumi community is a gloriously varied gathering of Beings who have somehow found themselves drawn into this world – readers of all ages, backgrounds, and wonderfully different minds. They cannot be categorised (nor should they be). What they share is curiosity, humour, imagination and a fondness for stories that refuse to behave. If you are here, you are already part of it.
Q: Are there any fan pages?
Yes – we have a lovely Facebook fan page run by readers. It’s a friendly space for discussions, theories, excitement, and occasional chaos. You are very welcome to join in. Just head over to
Facebook and search Octunnumi Central.
Does the packaging come as standard?
The packaging, featured in the brilliant unboxing videos that we are so grateful for, is standard and all
copies come as seen. We want everyone to enjoy The Octunnumi experience to the full!
Is The Octunnumi available in any country?
We ship worldwide - if your area is not listed, do contact us.
We can combine shipping for multiple orders. Please contact us before placing an order-
We offer discount on bulk orders – please contact us with your request.
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