Hello lovely beings...
Much as we love our Gremlin friends,
they do on occasion cause a little chaos which is
their natural state of being.
A little mayhem focuses the mind and
is the Gremlins’ purpose, after all.
However, whilst we are the first to admit
that their actions can be a little frustrating,
they can actually lead to fortuitous outcomes.
This is such an occasion, for the
making of mischief that is the Gremlins’ way
has resulted in us here at
HQ having a number of copies of
The Octunnumi Fosbit Files Prologue
that are less than the exemplary
standard set by our
designers, makers and creators.
They are – we are told – seconds,
although we would prefer to call them
the ultimate nonconformists,
their desire to be a little different
being so strong that they manage
to stand out from their counterparts,
preferring to embrace the anomalies
that set them apart and thus making them unique.
Whilst they seem perfectly happy to languish
undisturbed on a shelf,
we here at The Octunnumi know they are bound
for greater things.
Having debated long and hard on what to do
with our little misfit beauties
– for they are still beauties –
we are hopeful that you lovelies will save our
Oddbodarys from a life of tedious inactivity
and give them the loving
homes that they deserve
at a fraction of the cost of their
flashy cousins with all their
fancy wraps, boxes,
added extras and exclusive content!
Please be aware that we do not know what,
if any, flaws or marks there are on these copies.
They do not come in boxes or wraps and
quite possibly do not come with
any added extras or exclusive content.
They will of course have the exact same fabulous
narrative, layout, and be legible.
Should you lovelies take it upon yourself to rehome
any of our Oddbodarys,
they are not returnable
as this would surely be too
much for any little Oddbodarys to be able to bear.